Patton Oswalt

Oh my God. Okay, so...

I'm performing this Saturday at the MGM Grand in Vegas. But I just realized my show is in the KA Theatre, where Cirque du Soleil does their performances. This will be a...very surreal experience for me. Grab a ticket and watch me have an existential moment.

Okay guys, we've got until Thursday midnight to fund this amazing comic book anthology by Starburns Industries! Some of your favorite comedians and comic book artists have gotten together to tell some of our weirder, on-the-boundary stories we've never been able to publish anywhere else. And just scroll down the list of pledge bonuses. Tijuana bibles by Dino Stamatopoulos (from COMMUNITY and MORAL OREL)! Dan Harmon -- of RICK AND MORTY FAME -- Funko Pop figure! Original art! Original art that YOU get to commission!

It's sooooooo close to being funded. And I know, as I write this, that we can pull this off, SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT-style, in the next 56 1/2 hours!

Do it for Christy Hartburg. You'll see what I mean when you read the book. But you WON'T get to read the book without kicking in a few bucks. And I stress FEW -- just a $1 pledge from each of you and we're a GO! DO IT!

Sorry for asking but goddamit I'm asking.

Chuck Luther, the founder of Disposable Warriors, was on his way to a fundraiser for the organization. Chuck is a veteran who's been there. And he does tireless, on-the-ground fundraising efforts for our veterans. I've been working with him for a few years now.

But now he's been in a pretty serious car accident. He and his wife are fine, but his truck is totaled. And he needs this Jeep for his various fundraising activities -- essential kit distribution for homeless vets, supply runs, speaking engagements.

He needs $$$ to help pick up the slack where his insurance isn't. I've kicked in a big chunk of what he needs. If each of you tip in JUST A LITTLE, he's back on the road and doing the good work he's doing.

I hope you guys can help. And thank you for reading this!

Hillel Smith made a trip, gorgeous poster for my gig on 9/22 in Vegas! You can buy yourself a copy here! All the $$$$ goes to the artist, as always! I LOVE this one!

HEY SAN FRANCISCO! Wanna meet me for a movie?

On Thursday, October 11th I'm screening a 35mm print of one of my all-time favorite movies. Tickets are on sale now but they're gonna disappear fast! The Roxie is a tiny, gorgeous little rep theater in the Mission District, where my film noir obsession first took root in 1993.

So hopefully I'll see you there. I'll introduce the movie and we'll all talk about it after. I'll be stuffed silly from eating at La Cumbre earlier. Wheeeeee!